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I've managed to compile a few pages of random rambling over the last couple of years.  Enjoy. 

ME

 

Where did Segundo3000gt come from?

Vegas Trip

Pictures of my cat.  Dude, I'm not forcing you to click on this link so don't give me shit.

Anaheim

I caught a foul ball

True

This is what happens when I find out that you hotlinked from my website

My cat is smrt

She was curious what my scanner was

Am I wrong here?

SHOOT THE PUCK

Yeah that's a great date idea

I think their last requirement is a little unfair

I hate to be the bringer of bad news but the world is ending.  The unthinkable has happened.

PLATINE 1,6MM DICK!

We saw a mumu convention at the fair.  Teh hot.

Is this some weird fetish I don't know about?

Sometimes I think things that I don't say

Am I the only one?

Kim's insurance

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Tool eye for the engineer guy

Nick made chili

We picked pumpkins

Kim Marathon

Horseback riding / Apple orchard

America

Making fun of those people with big stupid glasses

Again bored at work.  I think I shorted some stuff out

Hooray beer

Every poker player's dream hand

After Phil lost to Geoff Ogilvy on the final hole of the U.S. Open

Kim's brother and I are both crazy

Jello Shots

My roommate playing with knives while drinking

What did you do at the fair?

Remember: use protection every time

This is actually where my golf ball came to rest

Since when did golf and archery get linked together?

I actually had to press '2' once

my friends are weird

I, uh, I had sex with Kim's brother's cake

i guess a picture i uploaded while i was bored at work.  i think i was trying to get nick to leave

carloanbegone

Best burger Ever.  Lion's Tap

I shot guns

Scuba Pics

Demolition Derby Pics

Pictures during the making of the bags boards

R.I.P. online gambling

My sister at work

Best joke ever

Regis is on top of things

Definitions

Iunno.  I was excited to get Nick into gambling

Dave Conversation

HA! it worked

Betty Crocker Cookbook

SCHNURRTOBERFEST

Pictures from Ryan and Leah's Wedding

Pictures from Tim and Rheanna's Wedding

Pictures from my Carribean trip

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I look like magic johnson?

Business is good

Resurrecting the Flying Chicken

I pay later?

Sooooooooo...

My adventure in an express lane

I think I broke my sock

I think I broke my ankle

I like coupons

No seriously, coupons rock

New Worst E-mail ever.  Good try buddy

Tree Decorating

Christmas Tree

Skiing

Glovebox

Katie

DUI

Nice Guys

Yo Mamma War

I hate breaking up but I love beer

Minnesota Weather: 1      Mike: 0

It's true

"No virus found"

Mother's Day suggestion?

what my doorway looked like the night that i found a mouse in my house

It was a windy day

Guy Rules

TV/ DVD

My AIM Conversations

Junk Mail Is Stupid, and here's why...

word association with myles

WINNING POWERBALL TICKET

josh

Some people should not have a license

Sarcasm works well in relationships

Seriously Serta, you suck

Fark Stuff

Um, rants.

My School Experience

My Work Experience

The bad thing about progressive betting

Blockbuster is stupid

Professors are stupid

Verizon is stupid

Creditors are stupid

My life as a boardgame

Just before moving day #5 of college

Pretty much every girl in college

A supply and demand curve of your mom

My coworker installed a new buzzer circuit on the new design

Best Scene Ever

Someday I will own all of these

Guardrail Wins

Random Class Rant

I think this pic is real.  I got it off of a science website

Nero Is Funny

Dagron

Fun at Best Buy

Makes you think.  Or not.

Eye Test

Some people are dumb

Also good movie scene

Ford 500

Already Taken?

My Shitty Green Day Tribute

My free trip.  It was fun.

Wedding Garbage

Grad School?

Bad April Fool's Joke

Best Character Ever

Use when confused

Best Game Ever

Picture made while procrastinating for studying for test

Online surveys are fun

Biggest target trip ever

FOOTBALL DAQUIRI

My wallet hurts

Yes, I am a nerd

Every Encounter I have with girls

Class: 9:00
Wake Up: 8:50

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